Thursday, October 15, 2009

Now, where are we from, REALLY?

My oldest daughter and I have a standing joke about me looking like a Pakistani woman when I was young, albiet a very tall one. She also has a long nose and olive skin. I was also a middle eastern man magnet, so figure. A few years back, I had a 5'4" Egyptian wanting me to meet him at Disneyworld. Go figure. Again. NOT.

Anyway, most recent text from daughter is humorous enough (to me) to post - so here it is - to make a long story short, she is going through some financial difficulties and has done a lot of phone calls for me, which stress me out way too much. I told her, "thank you, thank you sooooo much for taking care of me." "You can come live with me and help me."

Her reply: "My qualifications r running hot baths braiding hair cooking curry and providing redbox horror movies and speciality pushy calls to moronic people or companies."

I reply with a private joke over a recent ad in the paper for a combo nanny and office assistant that spoke two languages for $12.00 an hour: "PERFECT! Skills very much in need except we don't have much hair. " "But I am shooting for modified dreads because I'm tired of washing my hair." "Only I wish you could speak Swahili with a little bit of Urdu thrown in for good measure."

Hopefully you aren't looking at the letters blankly and thinking I'm really nuts this time.

Exhausted all day and in pain, tonight I'm HYPER! Woo hoooo. Popcorn and spooky movies all night!

6 comments:

tweetey30 said...

Geez to meet you I would come do all those things.. LOL.. But then I would have to come home to my family because I am not uprooting them to move to the southern states.. LOL. Ok I am off to work..

Wandering Coyote said...

That's a funny exchange, and no, I don't think you're nuts! I love having this kind of energy; I'm feeling the same way these days and barely know what to do with myself. I'm not used to this!

Milla said...

I laughed out loud at the Egyptian story!

Four Dinners said...

Watch out for Asps!

I'm from Oldham in Lancashire.

The wifey is an alien from somewhere else.

That about covers it ;-)

Candy Minx said...

I wish I could watch scary movies with you. Stagg can't watch horror movies so I have to watch them alone. Only, I can't watch them alone!

Gardenia said...

"H" can't stand scary movies either! It's my October ritual!