Monday, April 03, 2006

Ivan the Terrible




Ivan the Terrible. Fast as greased lightnin'. Impaler of kittens. Three eyed monstor. Found off of Gulf Beach highway in the guise of a small black kitten traumatized by Hurricane Ivan.

Nurtured and loved, but was it genetic, or trauma, why, oh why, did this animal go so wrong?

Picked up for crimes so horrible, they were "hushed up." Bailed out once by woman who was too trusting and will never trust again.

If you see Ivan the Terrible, the
three eyed monster, RUN, RUN, RUN!

1 comment:

Hattigrace said...

FUNNY!!!!!!